Andy Miller (Class of 1975)

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The above quote is from Andy Miller (Class of 1975). Read the full memory below:

I noticed one day when I was on my way into the Rock that there was a big yellow inflated Chiquita banana hanging over the checkout desk with a checkout card attached to it. So on my way out I asked the staff at the desk whether I could check it out and they said yes. I checked the banana out and had it on a table in my dorm room for a week or so when the inevitable happened. I was making myself a sandwich and the knife slipped and sliced into the banana, which deflated. I went looking for a replacement and when I couldn’t find one, I was so mortified that I didn’t bring the banana back to the library when it was due. When I got a late notice I finally confessed and told them what had happened. Within a few days I got another notice from the front desk that said “Wanted, dead or alive.”